Fueling this great, pointless debate regarding Santa Claus' race was Monday night's episode of WWE Raw, which featured Mark Henry squaring off against Damien Sandow. It was a classic battle of the black, "good" Santa versus white, "evil" Santa. For once, grown men in Santa suits fought and it didn't involve SantaCon. That's a good thing. The downside, however, is that Santas fighting with Christmas presents being strewn about can't be a settling image for the kids.
The best thing about this is that the debate over Santa's race can end (for the time being), not because of the outcome of the match, but because Christmas will be over in a matter of hours.