Expert knowledge of: Narcotic-fueled bar brawls; tan lines; rampaging tweakers
Publication that needs it most: Daytona Beach News Journal

There are weirdos everywhere. But, there's a certain batshit quality to Florida's criminal element, which gives the state's macabre news stories a signature touch. In sum, the grisly goings-on of The Sunshine State require their own team of beat reporters with a proficient understanding of waffle house menu psychology and the consequences of mixing bath salts and opiates.