In a hilarious video from fake news site The Onion, the NYPD gains complete power "to kiss anyone who they think looks suspicious."
Funny, right? Yeah, because it's completely outrageous and would never happen. Yet, with the Internet being the Internet, many people took to Twitter and social media to voice their concerns over the non-existent "Stop-and-Kiss" policy.
i dont understand the stop and kiss program..its taking it a little too far— Jen Labass (@Jen_Labas) December 4, 2013
the stop and kiss police enforcement program cannot be real life— motive (@mariahsuxx) December 4, 2013
Fuck NYPD That "Stop & Kiss Program" Is Gay As Fuck & Out Of Line !— Eazy Bka Loso (@109OrGetNined) December 4, 2013
If you're not familiar with The Onion, this is what a typical story looks like.
Come on, Internets. Come on.
Okay, everyone, all at once: