In a hilarious video from fake news site The Onion, the NYPD gains complete power "to kiss anyone who they think looks suspicious."

Funny, right? Yeah, because it's completely outrageous and would never happen. Yet, with the Internet being the Internet, many people took to Twitter and social media to voice their concerns over the non-existent "Stop-and-Kiss" policy. 

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If you're not familiar with The Onion, this is what a typical story looks like.

 

Come on, Internets. Come on.

Okay, everyone, all at once: