Anchor: Justin Kraemer
Market: Wichita, Kan.
Demonstrates a Ron Burgundy level of: Candor
If YouTube existed in the fictional '70s, Ron Burgundy's famous "Go fuck yourself, San Diego" sign-off would've been the decade's "Gangnam Style." Lucky for Burgundy, he read the news at a time when on-air talent could mess up with relative liberty. Justin Kraemer, however, is not so fortunate. "Let's get the fuck out of here," is a strangely profound rallying cry for disgruntled anchors, so there's that.