OK, so he hasn't won that Oscar yet. But Leonardo DiCaprio really is on top of the world. He just gets better with age: He makes more money, dates more models, gives insane performances that make you forget he once starred in a James Cameron sapfest.
His latest turn as Martin Scorcese's muse comes in the role of real-life troublemaker Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street (in theaters tomorrow). Belfort's life definitely was better than yours, but Leo's tops them all. After all, was Belfort part of a gang known as the Pussy Posse? Exactly. Here are more reasons why Leonardo DiCaprio's life is better than yours.
Leo earned his first Academy Award nomination at age 19.
He ran the Manhattan party scene as a teenager with his Pussy Posse, which included Tobey Maguire and Mad Men's Jay R. Ferguson (pre-beard, we assume).
Remember, Tom, Leo hit it first.
Even Serena Van der Woodsen Blake Lively!
Currently, he's dating supermodel Toni Garrn.
He does a mean Jack Nicholson impression.
He celebrated his 39th birthday with Kanye West and 2 Chainz, among others.
Kate Winslet loves him probably more than her own husband.
He has one of those rare smiles with a quality of eternal reassurance in it, that you may come across four or five times in life. It faces, or seems to face, the whole external world for an instant and then concentrates on you with an irresistible prejudice in your favor. It understands you just as far as you wanted to be understood, believes in you as you would like to believe in yourself.
Plus, he can dance like nobody's business.
Written by Nancy Stiles (@nancerdancer)