In the spirit of learning from our mistakes, here's a list of the famous and foolish who didn't make the most of Twitter this year. But, it gets better if you commit to being better. I'm not sure many of them are willing to do that, but fret not—I've written out your Twitter resolutions for you. No need to thank me. Just DM me for my checking account number when you're ready. You're welcome.

Michael Arceneaux (@youngsinick) is a writer, but some days when he looks at his student loan debt, wishes he worked at The Players Club. For more of his work, check out The Cynical Ones.