You were (and still are) a rebel that makes more noise than heavy metal. Afterschool detention was your second home in elementary, middle, and high school, and when you heard such a thing didn't exist in college, you considered going (but didn't).

When you're passionate about something, you're willing to focus all of your attention into it, surprising those around you who often consider you a menace to society. You're also talented in many other ways including cooking, craftmanship , and self defense. (You know six ways of killing someone which instantly leads a person to crap themselves from pure fear.)

Although you can be shallow and often take your pranks a little too far, you are a caring person. You love animals, and even people that you often make fun of. People love people that make not caring look easy and cool, and you're one of those people. Cue Green Day's "Longview."