We've all dedicated immense amounts of time and energy to finding that perfect pick-up line, the precise phrase that grants immediate entrance into a lady's pants. Unfortunately, we can't give that to you because we still haven't found it. In fact, we aren't sure if that El Dorado of getting loquaciously laid even exists. In our never ending quest for the perfect thing to say to a woman, we have made a lot of mistakes. We have said things that have gotten drinks thrown in our faces, backs turned to us, and have even earned us a slap our two. Hopefully, our trials and tribulations were not all for naught. Listen to our tales of woe and learn from our mistakes. Help us help you avoid getting your game shut down before it even begins. Trust us when we tell you these are 10 Things You Should Never Say to A Woman You're Trying to Sleep With.