Avoiding your bank account statements will not change the pitiful amount waiting to mock you from the ATM. Hold your head with pride as you swipe that balance receipt 'cause in a city like New York, which never sleeps (on a good deal), it is possible to be a card carrying member of Broke Phi Broke and still ball out on a budget of nothing.

We found all the booty-popping, drinking, learning, and general merriment you can do in NYC for the sweet price of $0.00. And in a city where McDonalds don't have dollar menus (blasphemy) someone has to look out for you. Check out the 25 best free things to do in NYC this fall.

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