Pensacola, Fla. resident has taken to roadside begging to fund what she deems a necessity: Breast implants. Christina Andrews hopes her "honesty is the best policy" approach moves people. "I just want bigger boobs, because I'm not happy with the ones that I have," she explained. "I figured this was a good way to do it. People put out signs that they’re homeless. I'm not...I’m just being honest." Because, of course, breast implants are a cause the public needs to contribute to.

Somebody needs to show Andrews how to get a Kickstarter campaign going.

[via Gawker]