Butt pads and Booty Pop Panties, you both have been trumped.
On Wednesday, 39-year-old Dora Anna Gutierrez was caught by U.S. Customs and Border Patrol trying to sneak three pounds of cocaine strapped to her butt into Arizona. The Phoenix native's method of smuggling might (heavy emphasis on "might") have been flattering to her posterior, but it was unsucessful, as many of these attempts tend to be. Authorities say the cocaine is worth roughly $24,000.
[via The Huffington Post]