College can be an escape from embarassing parents, as well as a period of, um, sexual discovery. What could be more embarassing than touching down on campus as a virgin against your own will? Having your mother advertise your virginity on Craigslist while searching for a suitable cherry-popping applicant, or the right "sugar baby" to get the job done. Way to be discrete, mom.

A mother from Philadelphia posted the ad, hilariously titled "Sugar Baby for my Son," in the website's personal's section on Tuesday. In it, she asks for a 19 or 20-year-old girl to bump into her Harvard-bound son at an upcoming concert and seduce him. In return, the woman promised to make the girl's "financial issues disappear." She even asked for applicants to share their preferred type of car in the subject line of the reply. 

This all sounds like a terrible, terrible movie plot. Also, couldn't she have just bought him a hooker? Same principle. The ad is no longer live, and hopefully—for this kid's sake—it was fake.

[via The Huffington Post]