Video Game: Star Fox
Last Seen: Befriending children.
Profiler's Note: It's not friendship he's after.

Equal parts Pedobear and lecherous school field trip buddy, Slippy Toad seems innocuous enough. That is until you realize his idea of a 'petting zoo' is completely different than yours. In his part of the galaxy inter-species love and zoophilia are still punishable offense. Sure he's not that great of a pilot and seems to be the most insecure individual in the galaxy, but that's how he gets you. Usually right before he asks if you want to see his cockpit.