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The 20 Weirdest Things You Can Buy on Craigslist

Deals you won't believe--literally.

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Craigslist offers many things—Internet "romance," apartment rental listings, job postings, and for-hire services. And among the list is its robust e-marketplace. From electronics and auto parts to jewelry and furniture, Craigslist users buy and sell anything and everything. Literally. Don't believe us? Here we've picked The 20 Weirdest Things You Can Buy on Craigslist. A word to the wise: spend your money wisely. Or better yet, not at all.

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Antique Hand Crank Womens Vibrating Adult Toy

Price: Not specified

Grandma got it in.


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Magical Horse

Price: "if you have any albino chickens we may be able to negotiate. Or 800 dollars worth of Fred Meyers gift cards so I can continue to buy horseradish for my other horse"

Just how magical is this horse?


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Belly Button Lint

Price: "will trade for muscle car, harley, rifles gold coins work also or make cash offer"

Thanks but no thanks. We've got our own.


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Human Soul

Price: Not specified

What the Black Friday discount, though?


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Dresser Possessed By Ex-Girlfriend

Price: "sell it for the same amount of weight she gained in our relationship about $150"

"Drawers slide open freely and easily like my ex but without the aid of alcohol, cash, or credit cards." Dude might want to listen to some Drizzy.


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Idiot Dog

Price: "$20 to cover cost of electric training collar"

We're not familiar with North American Black and Tan Jackasses. What breed is that?


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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Action Figures

Price: $15 each or 5 for $50

For the dudes still crushing on Sarah Michelle Gellar this is for you.


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Totally Awesome Kimball Organ

Price: Best offer or "trade for a cute puppy"

Bach would be proud, no doubt.


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1985 Space Shuttle Atlantis OV-104

Price: "Valued at $1.7 billion, willing to take offers"

Uh, is this legal?


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Hipster Tires

Price: $15 or best offer

Hipsters know how to drive?


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Coffee Table of the Gods

Price: "$7.83, four cans of Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli, and a framed photo of Betty White"

"The majestic beauty of this coffee table rivals earthly treasures such as: the color of the sky at sunset, the laughter of a small child, and infidelity." Naturally.


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Pain In The A** Mini Donkey

Price: Not specified

Only the finest hay for this donkey.


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Morrissey Shrine

Price: Not specified

Morrissey is the man and all, but a shrine?


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Demon Gypsy Couch

Price: "haul it away, you must before it takes my life" aka Free!

Does this lovely poem come with the couch?


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Lifetime Supply of Hot Sauce

Price: "trade for something equally awesome"

Yes, yes, and yes.


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Uncertain Tin Foil

Price: Not specified

Tupperware might be a better investment. Just saying.


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Shrunken Pet Head Amulet

Price: $100

Wait, what?


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Haunted 1960s Coffee Grinder

Price: "Free! with caveats"

It's haunted, but ... "if you use a French press, you're in hipster coffee heaven."


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Butt Pumpkin

Price: Free

Somewhere Tahiry is smiling.


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Ugly Mean Cat

Price: Free

Because a cute nice cat would be too much responsibility, right?


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