Address: 1235 Washington Ave.
Mansion is your typical classless club scene. But, rather than harboring feelings of guilt or embarrassment about that fact, Mansion is proud of the monster they've created. It's impossible to be ashamed of what you've catered your business around, and found the perfect equation to. Mansion keeps the douche-catering biz on lock with a laughable $50 minimum at the bar, which would be even funnier if it didn't directly correspond to the inflated drink prices. As you walk through the crowded rooms, you'll witness men who've reverted to their primal selves, grabbing at women until they're given the attention they desperately crave. If you're lucky, somebody might fall off the runway located in the center of the VIP area. Here's to hoping!