26. Cara Delevingne
Biggest accomplishment this year: Landing a new Yves Saint Laurent beauty campaign
Ah, the model with the severe eyebrows. But answer us this, you supercilious aficionado of the supercilium: Would you kick Ms. Delevingne out of bed for plucking her 'brows? No, sir, you would not. Would you kick her out of bed for dropping a glassine bag containing some powdery white substance? Of course fucking not. Now, one more: How do you pronounce her name? Eh? Who's talking slick now, buddy?