Likely offense: Serving squab at his summer barbecues

You never know what you're going to get with Mike Tyson and his unpredictability would be even more unnerving if he were your neighbor. You might come home to find a tiger loose in your backyard or catch the scent of his pet pigeons being roasted for dinner. Sure, his ex-girlfriend was the chef, but it was Tyson who chose a partner who has even more loose screws than he did.