Likely offense: Assaulting you for wishing him a good morning when you see him in the driveway

Gucci Mane has a laundry list of legal issues. An understanding neighbor can overlook the drug charges. And who hasn't run a red light... or three? Gucci's issue is that he doesn't take to kindly to folks showing him love. If he broke a bottle over an Afghanistan War vet's head for asking to take a picture and punched a dude in the face for trying to shake his hand, Gucci probably isn't the type of neighbor you ask to borrow a cup of sugar.