The 40 Most Ratchet Media Take Out Headlines of March

News that's fit to print.

Not Available Lead
Complex Original

Image via Complex Original

Not Available Lead

The blog-style gossip site Media Take Out, which launched in 2006, is notoriously known for inciting celebrity drama. And as the most visited urban website in the world, readers constantly demand slanderous dirt (read: shade) on A-listers. The most fascinating part about the online gabfest, however, is its approach to crafting headlines. Never before has a web entity appropriated such a distinct (read: ratchet) style and voice. Here, we recap the best headlines of March.

Lindsay Lohan Must Be On That EXTRA STRENGTH MOLLY . . . Cause She's Out In Brazil ACTING UP!!!

Not Available Interstitial

NOT AGAIN!!! Rapper Cam'ron Posts ANOTHER Pic Of His Fiance's AZZ . . . They Really Don't GIVE A F**K Do They

Not Available Interstitial

Chris Brown Puts Rival Rapper DRAKE ON BLAST . . . Claims That Drake Is GAY . . . And Hiding In The Closet!!!

Not Available Interstitial

LMAOOOOOOO!!! Fantasia's BROKE AZZ Got CAUGHT . . . Posting Pics Of Her FAKE LOUBOUTIN SHOES On Instagram!!!

Not Available Interstitial

Kim Kardashian Is DOING THE MOST . . . She Stepped Out WITHOUT A BRA . . . And Had Her PREGGO MILKY TIDDAYS Bouncing In The Wind!!!

Not Available Interstitial

REPORT: A Woman Is Suing Her Barbershop . . . Claiming That They SHAVED HER HEAD BALD . . . And She Don't Look Look A DANG THING Like Amber Rose!!

Not Available Interstitial

MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: R&B Singer Brandy Spent $300K . . . And Underwent YEARS OF TREATMENT . . . But She FINALLY Got Her Hair BACK!! (Even Her EDGES Look Great)

Not Available Interstitial

WHAT THE F*CK???? India Arie Offers An EXPLANATION For Her New 'LIGHT SKIN' . . . Claims That's Her REAL COMPLEXION . . . And That All The Pics Where She Was DARK SKINNED . . . Was Just BAD LIGHTING!!

Not Available Interstitial

WOOOOOOW!!! New Close Up Pics Show That Whoopi From THE VIEW . . Has FAKE DREDS!!!

Not Available Interstitial

EMBARRASSING!!!! Some Girl Went To The Club During Her TIME OF THE MONTH . . . And She Accidentally TWERKED OUT HER TAMPON!!!

Not Available Interstitial

HOT CHICA!!! Alicia Keys Releases Pics Of Her Wearing YEAST INFECTION JEANS . .. You Know That Ones SO TIGHT That They'll Send You To The GYN!!!

Not Available Interstitial

Atlanta . . . Y'all Got Some EXPLAINING TO DO . . . Is This Some Kinda NEW HAIRSTYLE That Men Are Rockin Down There????

Not Available Interstitial

ANOTHER CANNIBAL Is On The Loose . . . This Time A Woman Is Charged With BITING OFF A MAN'S D**K . . . And SNACKING ON IT!!! (Pics Of The Lady Who DID IT)

Not Available Interstitial

MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE PIC: An Alleged Nekkid Pic Of Your FAVORITE POP STAR BUSSING IT . . . Just Hit The WEB!!! (An OLD BF Leaked It THEY SAY)

Not Available Interstitial

OOOOH SH*T!!! Rihanna BLACKED OUT On A Fan . . . Calls Her A 'STUPID DIRTY B**CH' . . . And Tells The Fan Who PAID To Go To Rih's Concert . . . To 'GET A JOB'!!!

Not Available Interstitial

An MTOer Was MINDING THEIR BUSINESS . . . Flipping Through That SUGARDADDY Site . . . Where Young Women Go To Find OLD DUDES To Pay Their BILLS . . . And Look Who THEY SAW!!!

Not Available Interstitial

WHAT THE FREAK???? For The First Time EVER . . . In HISTORY . . . Actress Meagan Good Is Looking KINDA SORTA . . . BASIC!!

Not Available Interstitial

We've Got CLOSE UP PICS . . . Of R&B Singer Christina Milian LIPOSUCTIONED UP STOMACH . . . And Even Though It's A LIL BUMPY . . . It Still Looks GOOD!!!

Not Available Interstitial

They Just Hacked KRIS JENNER'S Credit Report . . . The Chick Owes More Than $1M . . . In Credit Card Bills And Car Payments!!! (No Wonder She's PIMPIN Her Family)

Not Available Interstitial

Remember DAWN RICHARDS Of Danity Kane And Dirty Money . . . Well She Used The ADVANCE Diddy Gave Her . . . To Buy A NEW NOSE!!

Not Available Interstitial

MTO EXCLUSIVE: R&B Singer Bridget Kelly ACCIDENTALLY Tweets Out Pics . . . Of Her CHOPPIN' A BRICK LIKE KARATE!!! (We Hope The FEDS Ain't Watching)

Not Available Interstitial

Kim Kardashian's LITTLE SISTER Kendall Is ALREADY Following In Her FOOTSTEPS . . . She's On Twitter Talking About How She Wants D**K!!!

Not Available Interstitial

LMAOOOOOOOOOO!! We Love Nicki Minaj . . . But This Ish Here . . . Is Just TOO TRUE!! (We Know . . . We're GOING TO HELL For Saying This)

Not Available Interstitial

YIKES!!! Destiny's Child Member Michelle Williams EXPOSES HER BELLY . . . And She Lets Everyone Know That She's Got A WOLFMAN C**CH!!!

Not Available Interstitial

AWWWW SH*T!!! Guess Which RAPPER . . . Is Sending THIRSTY TWITTER MESSAGES . . . To Chris Brown's EX-Girlfriend!!!

Not Available Interstitial

CONGRATULATIONS!!! Kim Kardashian's Sister Khloe . . . Just Bought Herself A BRAND NEW . . . LATEST MODEL . . . State Of The ART . . . AZZ!!!

Not Available Interstitial

AWWWWW SH*T . . . It's Going DOWN!!!! Mariah Carey Throws SHADE At Beyonce . .. At Last Night's AMERICAN IDOL!!!

Not Available Interstitial

NOOOOOOO . . . Not Out NICKI!!! A Mysterious HERPES LIKE SORE Is Spotted On Nicki Minaj's MOUTH!!!

Not Available Interstitial

Brittany Spears Is TRASH . . . She Went To Her Son's SOCCER GAME .. . Wearing A SHORT SKIRT . . . And NO PANNIES ON!!

Not Available Interstitial

WHOOPS!! R&B Singer BRANDY Has A Wardrobe Malfunction . . . She Wore A TEENY SKIRT . . . And Accidentally Exposed Her BOOTY MEAT!!!

Not Available Interstitial

Hackers EXPOSE R&B Legend R KELLY'S Finances . . . And Dude Got Some F*CCCCKED Up Credit!! (We Thought OUR Credit Was BAD)

Not Available Interstitial

DRAMMMMM-MMAA!!!! Beyonce's Sister SOLANGE . . . Is Now GOING AT KANYE WEST!!! (Is He Gonna Make A SONG About Her TOO)

Not Available Interstitial

CONGRATULATIONS!!! Rapper Lil Boosie Just Got His G.E,.D. . . . While Being LOCKED UP!!!

Not Available Interstitial

OOOH SH*T . . . It's Going Down!!! Rapper DMX Shows Up To Oprah's Studo HIGH ON CRACK . . . Calls Iyanla A B**CH To Her Face . . . Ayanla GETS IT POPPIN!!

Not Available Interstitial

Ladies And Gentlemen . . . We Have PICS . . . Of The OFFICIAL WINNER For The Most RATCHETEST HAIRSTYLE OF 2013 Is . . . Drumroll Please . . .

Not Available Interstitial

Can Someone PLEASE EXPLAIN TO US . . . What The F**K R&B Singer Ashanti Is Wearing!! (Warning - If You Have EPILEPSY . . . Please DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY At Ashanti's Outfit)

Not Available Interstitial

OH NOOOOOOOO!! All Those Years Of HEAVY WEAVES . . . Have Really MESSED UP Rihanna's Hairline!! (Close Up PICS Of Her Edges)

Not Available Interstitial

Meet The Woman With The BIGGEST P*ZZY IN The Country . . . You Won't BELIEVE What She Managed To STICK Inside Her

Not Available Interstitial

Michael Jordan's NEW BABYS MOMS Has An INTERESTING JOB . . . She Teaches Married Men . . . How To EAT P*ZZY!! (Pics Of Her Giving HANDS ON Tutelage)

Not Available Interstitial

Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Releasse MORE PICS From Their Latest Photo Shoot . . And The Two Are Having ROUGH S*X!!! (Yeezy's Squeezing HER BOOB . . . Almost TO BURST)

Not Available Interstitial

Latest in Pop Culture