"I got up in the morning and I ate it. The entire thing." This is how Laurelville Police Chief Mike Berkemeir describes one of the worst days of his existence. "All I can describe it as is that it was the worst feeling in the world," he added. If you guessed that he had a bad experience with edibles, you're right.
Berkemeir drove to his station where fellow officers rushed him to the hospital. He was in the midst of a marijuana meltdown thanks to his daughter's "special" cake. With his condition worsening—you now, because he was high out of his fucking mind—his daughter finally stepped up and admitted that the cake contained cannabis oil. Doctors had to administer a sedative to bring him down. Berkemeir called it "probably the scariest thing that's ever happened to me in [his] entire life."
He'll probably be the butt of several jokes within the police station and his own home.