For reasons unknown to man, William Daniel Lloyd decided that taping a bullet to his BB gun was the most precise way to kill a squirrel that he planned to eat. As you've probably guessed, his brilliant plan didn't work. The gun backfired, causing the cartridge to shatter and hit Lloyd in the leg and arm.
Lloyd, who's been arrested several times, was arrested yet again and charged with possession of a firearm by a convicted felon and discharging a firearm in public. All because he wanted to eat a fucking squirrel.
Leave it to a dude from Florida....