Your time at the barbershop is an opportunity for some shit talking and male solidarity. You only let one guy come within ten feet of you with a pair of clippers in his hand; loyalty over everything. It's not just about clean shape-ups; it's about community. Visiting the barber is such a regular part of your routine that you don't realize how much money you're shelling out. Invest in your own clippers, watch some online tutorials, and give yourself a fresh fade once a week.
Don't trust yourself with sharp objects? Grow your hair out. Girls love dudes with long hair.