Where: Los Angeles, New York
Website: bordellobar.com

While some nerds opt to mix their RPGs with Double Ds during a bachelor party, spending their last night of freedom rolling dice rather than making it rain, more adventurous fanboys might just leave their basements for their last night as single gamers. There are a fair number of truly dorky strip club situations on both coasts, though our favorite is probably the Star Wars Night at Los Angeles's Bordello. If even your gamer friends think you're weird, there are all manner of burlesque shows that go up in these cities to indulge your weirdest fantasies, including Disney Burlesque.