Much of Hollywood was at the Independent Spirit Awards yesterday, but there was another, uglier awards show afoot: The infamous Razzies. It's the 33rd year awards have been given for the worst films and performances.
Nobody came to accept their not-so-desirable awards (it's not unheard of though: Sandra Bullock came for her All About Steve award before winning Best Actress for The Blind Side, and Halle Berry got hers in person for Catwoman), so founder John Wilson used a life-size cutout of Kristen Stewart when presenting her award for Worst Actress.
"The cardboard Kristen Stewart was at least as lively as the real one, so I'm not sure we lost out by much," he said. Ouch! Breaking Dawn: Part 2 also took home Worst Director, Worst Picture, Worst Supporting Actor (Taylor Lautner), Worst Sequel, Worst Screen Couple, and Worst Screen Ensemble.
They were spared Worst Actor, which went to Adam Sandler for That's My Boy; he won last year, too. The movie also won Worst Screenplay.
Wilson was skeptical that Breaking Dawn actually made $800 million. "I have a theory that the reason they make so much money isn’t that 40 million different girls bought tickets, but that four million girls bought 10 tickets each." If only.