25 Laughable Sex Scenes From Famous Male Novelists

From Jeff in Venice, Death in Varanasi

Author: Geoff Dyer
Participants: Jeff Atman, Laura
Worst Line(s): "His brain was completely empty, devoid of the thoughts that were racing through it, all except one: Laura's ass. What was it about women's assholes? Where did it come from, this irresistible desire to stick one's fingers, cock and tongue up them? Shit was horrible, revolting stuff, but women's assholes...Maybe he should do a five-hundred-word op-ed piece on that, how the only thing in life contemporary man loves more than eating pussy is licking ass."

You know you want to read that op-ed.

blog comments powered by Disqus