From Falconer

Author: John Cheever
Participants: The Cuckold
Worst Line(s): "Now and then he would take my cock in his mouth and this was the first time in my life that I ever had a mouth around my cock. I thought this would look like hell in a newsreel or on the front page of the newspaper, but evidently my cock hadn't ever seen a newspaper because it was going crazy. So then he suggested that we get into bed and we did and the next thing I knew the telephone was ringing and it was morning."

Stand up if your cock reads the Sunday funnies.