Wanna feel old? South Park has been on the air for 15 years. Sorry, gramps. Nobody wants to talk to you about Napster or your favorite Blink 182 record.

Lucky for you, hiding behind your computer screen has never been easier and no one will ever have to know how old you are. Helping you along, is this South Park wireless mouse. It’s celebrating the show's 15 years on the air with a morbidly obese Eric Cartman from the Season 10 episode “Make Love, Not Warcraft”.

If you feel like channeling your inner noob, you can pick up the mouse at Amazon.

[via Amazon]