We really hope this is supposed to be bad, but that's doubtful. In a new clip from Bret Easton Ellis' The Canyons (no release date yet, of course), Lindsay Lohan looks for her phone while porn star James Deen sleeps.
Despite going to great lengths not to wake him (try not to laugh when she almost drops the water bottle), she calls her cell phone, which rings right next to him. This obviously causes Deen to go into a jealous rage. He hits her. Lindsay cries. Basically, it's going to be amazing.
Here's the dialogue-free trailer, in case you missed it.