Someone explain to us why the iPhone, as a sophisticated piece of modern technology, takes cues from the single most irritating trait of a typewriter? It makes no sense. Your fingers sound like Khloe Kardashian tap dancing. Also, Apple, if you're going to swagger jack the typewriter so blatantly, why not go all the way? We expect the 5S to weigh 65 pounds and hit us with an alarming BING! every time we hit the end of a line.
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