Appears In: "Pilot"
Your internship is cool in the way that the popular kids' lunch table in high school was cool. When something cool is happening, you sort of get to walk by it and be ignored. Oh, there'll be the vague promise of something cool that you may someday be part of. Maybe. But we're here to tell you the only way you'll be invited to one of the cool parties with the people who actually work at your internship is if they skimp out on a bartender and let you serve them drinks, even though you're underage. While you might get props the next day for how well you poured, they won't offer you a paying gig-unless, of course, you know Photoshop.
Verdict: (Sadly) Just as Cool as It Is in Girls