Michelle Lombardo played season one's mysterious surfer girl. She and Hank met in a supermarket, and before long they wound up smoking weed, listening to rock records and getting it on in Hank's Los Angeles apartment. Post-coitus, Hank woke up not only to find that this nameless beauty was gone, but so were his classic records. She also made out with a vintage Les Paul guitar.

Always get a name, Hank. Always get a name.