In what we imagine is the exact same tone of voice used on college fraternity members, military grunts, and Subway sandwich artists this trailer is just brimming over with uncontainable machismo.
This new Aliens: Colonial Marines trailer gives you the sort of gravelly, no nonsense, Tommy Lee Jones-esque pep talk we'd need to go writhing around in crawl spaces with the xenomorphs. Designed to get you pumped and forget how screwed you actually are. No sweat though. You have all of the guns. All of them.
Watch the new trailer and let us know what you think. The game drops February 12.