The 25 Worst Movie Titles of All Time

3. Santa with Muscles (1996)

Saddling this film with an awful title was the right thing to do. It was the merciful thing to do, as it serves as a signal to curious filmgoers that they should stay far, far away.

It's hard to believe that a plot featuring the Hulkster as a body-building supplement entrepreneur who gets amnesia on his way to a paintball tournament and comes to believe he is Santa Clause wouldn't make for entertaining viewing, but trust—it doesn't.

The film lasted two weeks in theaters, grossing a paltry quarter-million dollars at the box office. Industry vets call that Old Yellering.

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