Perhaps we’re a bit early with this one, but it’s important: In tonight’s episode, promos show that we’ll be meeting a dude named Joe, who believes he’s conversing with Kari Ann Peniche, the 28-year-old former Miss Teen USA who has appeared on some classy reality shows like Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew and Celebrity Rehab.

The episode hasn’t aired yet, but we’re going to call it now: It’s not Kari Ann Peniche. Kari Ann Peniche is too busy with appearing on every version of Celebrity Rehab that she can. Kari Ann Peniche doesn’t have time to converse with guys who live in upstate New York on Facebook—and neither does the rest of Hollywood, so don't be that gullible.