19. Demanding Publicists For People Who Don't Matter
A.k.a. "Flublicisists." Also: "Strugglicisists."
Why? Because your client sucks, and nothing you yell, scream, email, or threaten is going to do anything to change that. If anything, it will only make your client suck even more. And because the more you scream, the more you're confirmed as the trifling life force succubi that you actually are.