Look, our home defense consists of a marginally dull katana we picked up at a flea-market in college. Dull, but that doesn't stop us from getting drunk and waving it around during parties.

Scott Winn & Jay Davis worked with Halfbrick Studios – creator of Fruit Ninja – to make this awesome slow-motion fruit holocaust. Admittedly, this guy can swing a sword a hell of a lot better than us, but we don't see him rappelling down the side of a building anytime soon. Watch the trailer and let us know what you think on Twitter.