On New Year's Eve, Hulk Hogan will open Hogan's Beach on a 20,000-square-foot beachfront property on the Courtney Campbell Causeway in Tampa Bay, FL. According to the Tampa Bay Times, Hogan says that the new venture is "going to be Jimmy Buffet's [Margaritaville] times 10; Hooters times 10." 

On top of that, the restaurant will feature a mechanical shark ride, which pretty much trumps the shit out of each and every mechanical bull. There will be volleyball courts, fire pits, cabanas and tiki huts, and Hogan hasn't ruled out the possibility of there being a reality show based around the restaurant. Hogan says CMT is "very interested," and that the show would be "Baywatch, Muscle Beach and Cheers all in one."

Hogan's Beach—something every real American will love.

[via The Huffington Post]