9. Alligator Wall Mount Bottle Opener (Swamp People)
Click here to buy at the History Shop, $19.95
It's strange: Drinking and alligator hunting do not go so well together, but drinking and watching other people hunt alligators go perfectly together. For those of you seeking to spice-up your reality-show-based drinking, fear not, the Internet has come to your rescue.
A quick search for "Swamp People drinking games" yields dozens of results. On Christmas morning, help your roommate mount his new gift on the wall, and spend the rest of your yuletide drunkenly cheering on your favorite gator hunters. Just make sure you don't spend your entire holiday in the bayou, as the show is addictive.