Nobody wants to arrest—let alone deal with—a naked man. After leading police on a chase while wearing only construction boots, 30-year-old Abraham Andres Luna allegedly stormed into a 7-Eleven in Holiday, FL, and punched the store clerk in the face. It all began when police responded to a report of a streaker at the Tarpon Springs Golf Course. Authorities arrived, but the exhibitionist was able to elude them.
Somehow, police would later find themselves chasing a white van driven by Luna, who was still naked. For reasons that escape us, Luna stopped at 7-Eleven, where he punched the clerk—while still naked. After fleeing, he reportedly drove north in the southbound lanes on U.S. 19, where he allegedly sideswiped a police cruiser. Still naked, he bailed on the van and attempted to escape on foot. He failed.
Luna dropped legendary quotes following his arrest, saying "A smart man would've stopped...I thought I could get away. Who gets away from 20 cops?"
He was charged with aggravated assault, attempted auto burglary, aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting arrest without violence and reckless driving.
[via The Huffington Post]