America, we'd just like you to know, this video from Screen Junkies featuring Seven Psychopaths stars Colin Farrell, Christopher Walken, and Sam Rockwell reading lines from TLC's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is all your fault. And now, you need to suffer the consequences.
But no, really, this is a thing that happened, so you might as well watch the video above for the laughs. After all, we're only a couple of months from purported doomsday December 21, 2012, so what have any of us got to lose, right?
Spoiler alert, Walken actually utters the words "vajiggle jaggle." You've been warned.
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