Movie: Piranha 3D (2010)

Piranha's are emerging from a vortex somewhere at the bottom of an Arizona lake, and spring break hits—it's an extravaganza of coeds and carnage. The presence of pornographer Jerry O'Connell and his starlets Danni (Brook) and Crystal (Steele), there to film Girls Gone Wild-ish antics is gravy. Although Doug Stanhope is not present in this film to deliver his "Show me where babies feed!" line, rest assured there is plenty of showing where babies feed. And yet, oddly enough, no babies.