In an effort to make promote their product while making people look like idiots, Pizza Hut is offering free pizza to anyone who asks either candidate whether they prefer sausage or pepperoni pizza at next week's debate. Forget all of the important issues at hand, Pizza Hit wants to know if President Obama and Mitt Romney are "in tune with all issues" by asking them about pizza.
This all part of the launch of a new political party: The Pizza Party, whose candidate is the Big Dinner Box. In order to make sure the question doesn't fade quietly into the background Pizza Hut is encouraging people to use the hashtag #ThePizzaParty on debate night to ensure that the question is answered.
Yeah, that'll do it.