4. Drew Peterson: Untouchable
Original Air Date: January 21, 2012
Director: Mikael Salomon
Stars: Rob Lowe, Kaley Cuoco, Catherine Dent
Lesson Learned: If your spouse has been married three times, you're probably in for an unpleasant discovery.
Kaley Cuoco ditches the fat suit and returns to the Lifetime screen as the MIA fourth wife of convicted wife-killer Drew Peterson (played by an intensely 'stached Rob Lowe). Though the film came out before the former Illinois cop was found guilty, the writers don't hold back with their takes on life at the Peterson household.
Among the woman-hating star's magic moments that you can't un-hear: an announcement to his son, who's just caught a glimpse of him naked, that, "He has a right to know why I'm called 'Big Daddy.'" Blerf.