Strip Club: Acropolis
Address: 8325 SE McLoughlin Blvd.

You know how Ernest Hemingway has that micro-story that carries with it tremendous meaning and pain despite only being six words long? ("For sale: baby shoes, never worn.") Chris D. summarized an entire city in just 19. He's not going to write For Whom the Bell Tolls, but we're still happy for him.