The casualty: actor Chris Kattan

It's an unwritten rule that anyone who rises to top-billed notoriety on NBC's Saturday Night Live must be given a shot at becoming a Hollywood actor. So, naturally, Chris Kattan earned himself the chance to evolve into the next Adam Sandler when Touchstone Pictures strangely saw potential in a lunkheaded mobster spoof called Corky Romano. Instead of being Kattan's Billy Madison, though, the insufferably grating "comedy" repelled audiences and found a spot alongside Julia Sweeney's It's Pat in the SNL cast member film canon.