Rev. Grant Storms, known for leading a crusade against New Orleans' gay-centered Southern Decadence festival, was convicted for masturbating in his van inside of Lafreniere Park last year. Following his arrest, the 55-year-old Storms told police that he was cutting grass in the park, and after teaking a break to drink a beer, soon became "horny." When asked why he went to a park to address that, he says he did it for "a thrill."

Storms was sentenced to three years probation and a judge demanded he seek psychological help. Hey, he did it to himself.

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[via NY Daily News]