"I'm not really a bad guy, I've just been a drunken asshole tonight." These were the famous last words of Ty Alsop, who was arrested by police in Evansville, IN, after trying to escape from a hospital with his bare ass hanging out of a hospital gown.
Alsop, 21, was found passed out in his car by medics, and he arrived at the hospital with a BAC of .422. Alsop was a pain in the staff's ass for the next three hours, allegedly yelling, refusing to be still, and removing his intravenous tubes. He finally made a break for it when police attempted to find his parents, all with ass out for the world to see.
When the cops found him in the parking lot, they arrested him for indecent exposure, public intoxication and disorderly conduct. They probably did him a favor, otherwise he really would've been assed out.
[via The Huffington Post]