We're all for taking some artistic license when it comes to crafting video game-themed confections, but really? Tidus and Zidane in the same party? And who the hell is Marshall?

Those menus are way too old school for Tidus to even be a twinkle in Square-Enix's collective eye. He's from Final Fantasy X, while Zidane is from Final Fantasy IX, and that menu is very clearly from Final Fantasy VII. Jesus, get your FF facts right, Mr. or Mrs. overly ambitious baker.

Great. Now that we've ripped apart your wonderful creation with our self-conscious nitpicking, all we can think about is cake. And the cake is a lie.

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[via Dorkly]