Character type: Zen bad-ass, occasional mumbler
We already heralded Seagal the fifth best action star of all time, so you know how we feel about his movies. But that's because we enjoy them for different reasons. As much as we dig Under Siege and Out for Justice, we don't dig how Seagal's heroes are interchangeable in those movies and even lesser fare like Half Past Dead. He's super calm. He does martial arts. Has a ponytail. Wash, rinse, repeat, while we at home...yawn.