Alright, so one of them does get three stars, but it's probably, like, the first level. And he totally just got lucky.
If you're near Houston, Texas, you can head over to Gallery Furniture (yee-haw) and see the gaming Capuchin monkeys, Thor and Sasha, in person. Of course, if you're near Houston, Texas, you probably already know that. With those skills they must be local celebrities by now.
If this video had been around a few months ago we would have added it to the top of our list of the 10 cutest videos of animals playing games. Have you seen any better ones? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter.
Oh, and we were just kidding. Those monkeys are probably way better than us at ABS. Well, Thor is, at least.